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Ten EZ Ways For A Stripper Makeover

April 25, 2008

#1    WATCH TIP DRILL 

 WATCH It’s not just the booty shaking. It’s the face the attitude and the energy you give.

 

   Do you think you still have a chance?

 

#2 Do Not Be Fat!

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Your body is your money, get it right!

 

#3 No nasty toes hangin! Why are some of you letting your toes almost touch the floor.

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Your making money, get the right size high heel.

 

4# Your smell! Always smell like flowers not like

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old stink fish!

 

5# Attitude - Attitude

Atttiude your body is the bait.

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Your personality determines your money. Don’t fuck your money up!

 Stop going for the short money, asking for a dance. Give the entire fantasy. In crease your profit!

 

6# Even a fish wants the bait to move

so make sure that you canthat booty! No guy or fish wants dead bait.

 

7# Big tippers don’t tip unless your

on your ( A ) game!

Just cause someone ain’t tippin you maybe your game is off. For GOD SAKES! He’s in a strip club. He wanna spend the money, ask yourself what are you doing wrong?

 

8# Create a swag ( style ) that keeps everyones

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attention. A presents that everyone desires.

 

9# Is this a job, or a short career, either way maximize your profits!

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 be the best at it! Try to be the hottest girl in the club. Be the girl guy wants to buy a drink for! Be the girl the guy wants to come back next week to see! Be the girl the guy wants the number from! Be the girl the guy wants to bring his boys to come see. Be the girl that sticks in the guys mine all week, as well as his hand! I tell you what, that girls getting paid!

 

10# A slow night could be your best, if you put your ass too the grind.

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Work what your mother gave you,

cause you don’t know who is in that room.

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  1. Clonazepan » Blog Archive » Ten EZ Ways For A Stripper Makeover on May 6th, 2008 1:09 pm

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